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Apr 28 2009

Stupid Underwear Dream - Yes, Boxers

Published by dougkueffler at 4:16 pm under Humor too, Lifestyle Edit This

I have really strange dreams from time to time and sometimes they even end up making sense once I wake up.

As we get older we often have that “get up now” calling in the middle of the night. When this “emergency” occurs I am often in the middle of a dream, and the dream suddenly takes on an “emergency get up now” twist.

Such was the case last night, when I found myself, in my dream, in front of a urinal and totally unable to open the front of my boxer shorts. In my dream, getting a wedgieI was frantically pulling at the boxers, trying to get them open, but it was like there was no opening and no compromise was possible. It was sort of like giving myself a “wedgie.”

Suddenly, in my dream, I discovered that I wasn’t “wearing” my boxers, but that they were simply stuffed down the front of my jeans, neatly. In my dream, I pulled up on the underwear’s waistband and the boxers came right up and out the top of my jeans!

Then I awoke and headed for the toilet, safe and secure. What a dork.

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