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Mar 09 2009

Odd Lots, Loose Shoes, and Tight Ends

Published by dougkueffler at 9:40 am under Humor too, Uncategorized Edit This

I find it pretty amusing that the articles I wrote about my broken front tooth have resulted in Google ads around my site promoting dental bonding and tooth whitening and so on. It appears that most of my blog posts lack a certain “commercial aspect” that would make it easier for the google adbots to determine appropriate commercial displays.

By the way, I do have a new “temporary” plastic crown filling the empty space in the front of my face. And I have been VERY careful while eating during the past three days. Two broken temporary crowns in a week are more than enough. You don’t know what I am talking about? See my previous posts here at “Snagglepuss could use 800 dollars now, Mr President” and here at the “broken tooth saga continues.”

Now that Today.com has enabled some product affiliates, I have decided to hawk shoes. My shoes are padded and don’t have shoestrings and what does that tell you about MY age, aches and pains, and flexibility? They are called Propet Scandia Straps, and there must be some snob value in the name alone. Wonderful shoe.

I also found a perfect yoga tape for my personal style.down-dog-asana-yoga-posture.jpg
Yoga for Wimps. Wow, I figure that deserves a shot. To heck with “POWER this” and “POWER that.” I’m thinking if a little stretch hurts a little, then a lot of stretch will hurt a lot. No extreme sports here. (Or is it Xtreme?…so the kids understand?)

You may notice I have added a little color to the background of the Retired and Restless site. Bright RED. This matches my eyes and catches my own attention when I am trying to find my site.

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4 Responses to “Odd Lots, Loose Shoes, and Tight Ends”

  1. delaineon 21 Mar 2009 at 8:41 am edit this

    Hi .. Im a newbie blogger and I just wanted to say your blogs make me smile as Im reading. I also have “Yoga for Wimps”, the standing dog or inverted “V” nearly killed me lol. Look forward to reading more of your posts.
    Have a blessed day :)

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