Sep 25 2008
Older Guy Humor
Just a fun bit of nonsense for today. My spouse saw fit to send this to me in an e-mail from work. She thinks I fit into this “older guy” humor category:
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you’re It!
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
Now WAIT a MINUTE! There are a few things Older Ladies have to deal with too:
SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES:
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids’ names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
4. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
WHAT WE ALL HAVE IN COMMON, EVENTUALLY:
OLD IS WHEN:
1. You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
2. Getting a little action means I don’t need fiber today.
3. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
4. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
